I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My ass is underappreciated
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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