I cockslap morals
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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