Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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