do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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