Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Randomize
