: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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