Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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