physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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