Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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