White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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