white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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