i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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