I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Randomize