He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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