quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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