she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We need to rekindle our bromance
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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