i jhust puked up my retainher.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He is an equal opportunity slut.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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