I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I think i peed on brittanys purse
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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