Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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