just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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