Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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