Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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