Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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