I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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