Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
