Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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