Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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