Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
ok first of all what the fuck
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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