My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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