I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you would pick up someone in the library
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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