Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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