I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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