I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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