You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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