he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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