Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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