look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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