He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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