But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
