when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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