may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
This is the high leading the old right now
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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