it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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