You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
where does the pee come out of this thing
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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