They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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