just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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