i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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