I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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