you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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