Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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