Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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