i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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