butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize
