...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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