Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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