i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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