One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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